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#i bet this is what kirk did his first day as captain #he knew what all of the controls did and how to work them #but he acted like a three year old child #because he’s jim kirk nd jim kirk does things like that #’mr. spock #commence bow and arrow manuever’ #and spock just shakes his head and replies #’captain there exists no such tactic’ #and jim just giggles #and poor bones off to one side is pinching the bridge of his nose #’five goddamn years in space’ he says
#you little shits #shithead princes #pair of brothers one blond one dark #odin is sekretly proud his kids are more OP #hot bros #timeline probably doesn’t make sense #donut curr i draw wat i want #artists gonna art #who do you think started the fight #dont fight a baby with slicked back hair #dat baby gangsta #and then jane showed thor this movie called hobbit #i against my brother, my brother and i against strangers #thor is like u want summa dis #donut call my brother a weirdo imma cut u #fili is like u a fukin witch omfg #y is there even a principals office they donut go to the same school #how interesting that Fili Kili Thorin Thrain Gandalf are all names from Norse mythology
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
THE CUTEST AND MOST ADORABLE THING YOU WILL EVER READ IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE
HOW ARE NOSELESS AND MOUTHLESS THOR AND LOKI SO ADORABLE
(Source: The amazingly talented and creative Lauren Gracek)I kinda love that this is less grim than the story it’s based on.
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS POST
oh honey no
oh my fucking god out of all the most ridiculous things to create
whoever came up with this must have been really thirsty
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia